I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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