Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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