I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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