I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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