Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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