btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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