apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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