Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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