his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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