and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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