i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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