So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
