They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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