Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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