That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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