What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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