That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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