Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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