So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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