Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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