Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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