What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
we should paint friendship bongs
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