No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Pants are for mortals
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
