I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My dad is sitting where you rode me
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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