maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can I color on your dick again?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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