Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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