Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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