It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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