I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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