Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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