Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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