Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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