at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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