now i know why i became what i already was.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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