I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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