it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
