goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I love you.
Bad choice
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