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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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