Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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