I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
