well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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