TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
