some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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