using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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