Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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