It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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