It's like God shit irony all over that family
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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