what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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