Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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