we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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