I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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