just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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