I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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